"To educate, train, and inspire the LFS so that each soldier is a commissioned leader of character committed to the values of Duty, Honor, World; professional growth throughout a career as an officer in the Leprechaun Fighting Squad; and a lifetime of selfless service to a leprechaun free world."
Overview
The LFS Army Vision consists of three interdependent elements: Beings to fight, readiness to fight and transformation of this world into a safer place. Beings will remain the centerpiece of all we do—Soldiers, civilians, retirees and veterans, your cat, dog, and all other animals must join as well. Nonnegotiable readiness, the foundation of our contract with all people to fight and win the world’s war, hinges on the well-being of our planet. Transformation, a process, defines how we change the way we think and live as to fight and develop the capabilities required in the 21st century to keep this world leprechaun free.
Do you meet these basic requirements?
I am a Citizen.
On 1 July 2004 , I will be at least 1 year old but not yet 93 years old.
On 1 July 2004 , I will not be married, pregnant and will have no legal obligation to support a child or children and if I am/do then I will bring them along into this war.
*****Please understand that this is a dangers war and that all personnel are sworn to secrecy as to not leak intel to THEM. Therefor, if you approach anyone declaring anything about the LFS, you will find denial and fear from all those you approach. This is merely due to the fact that they are not allowed to break the secrecy laws. You too will become governed by these laws, and others if you sign the LFS contract. Please read them carefully before signing.******
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Comments
12:28 am | 27 November 2003Amber
Ha ha I am the first!
I will join you in this fight Maria, after all, we have known about THEM for a long time, and I agree, it is time to act.
Good on you for taking the first step, I am ready and awaiting orders.
1:52 am | 27 November 2003Mike
Damn THEM! They are so evil. I henceforth pledge my alleigence in the fight against said evildoers. We will root them out across the lands even though they are small and good at hiding. We will not let THEM stand in our way.
Lets start by investigating Anna McGoldrick's finances. She is obviously a civilian front providing funding for their evil actions.
11:00 am | 27 November 2003liz
mooohahha.
leptons.
check it out.
i know a guy who knows a guy..
this will all be taken care of.
when can i start training?
11:39 am | 27 November 2003gabrielle
ok i want to join too!!! and i thought of one thing to do: remember all those scary green wires that came from the ceiling at school? well we should probably get rid of them... who knows what they're used for (insert scary music). that's my suggestion, i feel so proud!!
cheers!
2:56 pm | 27 November 2003Laura
Count me in, ready and awaiting my commands.
3:23 pm | 27 November 2003Maria
Thank you all for your support. Training scheduals are on their way. Good point Gabrielle! Those wires are where it all started! Liz, contact your guy! As for Anna McGoldrick, she is on our list.
4:51 pm | 27 November 2003Josh
I'm freakin' crazy. Set me up with any missions that seem suicidal. I promise a positive outcome on the side of the LFS. I've been making traps, and I've been training since I heard about THEM this summer. I suggest a surprise launch attack island-wide. They won't see it coming.
9:22 pm | 27 November 2003Bec
I think Anna McGoldrick is an obvious ally...although, maybe she's their sign, you know like in Harry Potter when they wanted to call the death-eaters together they touched the tattoo on someone's arm and they all came...hmmm....my friend has a picture of Anna McGoldrick on her door! Please send a squad immediately! I could be in grave peril...
10:42 pm | 27 November 2003Admin
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3:50 am | 30 November 2003Janette
I forgot to respond!! I hope I'm not too late!
I'm totally in. I have yet to receive really any information about these leprechauns, but I am willing to jump right in and try to weed out the evil-doers.
Hazzah.
1:36 pm | 3 December 2003Katie
I will join in the war against THEM. I wlll work on finding contacts in regards to the movements and locations of THEM. and volunteer myself for the Halifax branch of LFS though will dutifully travel the world over to fight THEM!