Peas On The Moon

If i have any credibility left, I'm sure that in a few minutes it will all be gone. You see, I think there is something living in my stomach. It likes to make lots of noises. Most of these noises are not understandable. Murmmers, squeels, groans. Many times it depends what i do to it. But sometimes, it just talks for the sake of it.
So you all may think that this sounds normal, but the other night, i was lying awake in bed, when i heard this little voice. It said "hello", and it came from my stomach! I swear. It was the weirdest thing. I though i was for sure hearing things. But it was a completely audible "hello", and there was no one else in the room, and my computer was turned off, and so was my radio. So I've made it official. There is someone/thing living in my stomach, and it is trying to speak to me. Perhaps it is even trying to escape.